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Ur the first one to get it right, anon. I will send you your reward-cupcake within the fortnight.

1 hour ago on September 30th | J | 4 notes

caprediem:

strawberry-taffy:

i’ve been having this fuckin 4’10” asian lady breathin this shit down my neck for 16 years

(part 1 / part 2)

did you mean: me

1 hour ago on September 30th | J | 1,056 notes

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

1 day ago on September 29th | J | 451,609 notes
1 day ago on September 29th | J | 2,690 notes

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

1 day ago on September 29th | J | 323,433 notes

MATT LeBLANC: There’s only five people in the world who know exactly what being on Friends was like, other than me. There’s five of them. David, Matthew, Lisa, Courteney, and Jen. That’s it. Marta and David were close, but when they left the stage, no one knew what they did. We could never leave the stage, metaphorically speaking. Still can’t. Still on that stage. That will follow us around forever.
More important than anything else is the look on people’s faces when you cross paths with them in the street, or in the store, or in the grocery line. You can always tell that you were—maybe still are, maybe always will be—a part of their family. Movies have this thing where it’s an event. You get dressed up, you go to dinner, and you go to the movies. You’re outside of your element. But with television, people are watching you in bed, at their kitchen table eating. You’re in their house.
I did not want it to end.

MATT LeBLANC: There’s only five people in the world who know exactly what being on Friends was like, other than me. There’s five of them. David, Matthew, Lisa, Courteney, and Jen. That’s it. Marta and David were close, but when they left the stage, no one knew what they did. We could never leave the stage, metaphorically speaking. Still can’t. Still on that stage. That will follow us around forever.

More important than anything else is the look on people’s faces when you cross paths with them in the street, or in the store, or in the grocery line. You can always tell that you were—maybe still are, maybe always will be—a part of their family. Movies have this thing where it’s an event. You get dressed up, you go to dinner, and you go to the movies. You’re outside of your element. But with television, people are watching you in bed, at their kitchen table eating. You’re in their house.

I did not want it to end.

1 day ago on September 29th | J | 54,347 notes
me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
2 days ago on September 28th | J | 174,542 notes

How I imagine it went down

C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Tolkien: ...
Lewis: Who am I?
Tolkien: A tree
Lewis: ............
Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree
2 days ago on September 28th | J | 56,661 notes

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

image

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

2 days ago on September 28th | J | 167,226 notes
skidaddle-o3o:

It’s a shame we don’t ever hear about Sam’s old college buds. 
You know. Like, John and Mary and..
Stanislava Shmakin.
(S1:E06 | Skins)

skidaddle-o3o:

It’s a shame we don’t ever hear about Sam’s old college buds. 

You know. Like, John and Mary and..

Stanislava Shmakin.

(S1:E06 | Skins)

2 days ago on September 28th | J | 342 notes